Way back when in the days of yore, before there was forums, blogs and celebrity soirees, there was Usenet. Usenet was the place where the philosopher kings of the day gathered to advance civilization and enlighten mankind.
Nah, just kidding. It was a place where shitheads from all corners of the world congregated to air their insipid views on any petty subject their small minds could think of. But Usenet had one thing going for it (at least for a couple of years) -- Richard Head.
And this is a series to commemorate what was good about Usenet, i.e. me. Enjoy!
Subject: Re: Been a long time...
Date: Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:46:49 -0000
On Nov 5, 10:22 pm, "Janice Rand" wrote:
> "Richard Head" wrote:
>> On Nov 5, 4:00 am, "Janice Rand" wrote:
>>> "Richard Head" wrote:
>>>> On Nov 4, 11:35 pm, "Janice Rand" wrote:
>>>>> But I might enjoy the humiliation and
>>>>> pain, who knows!? :-p
>>>> I love you.
>>> *worried look* But what if I don't enjoy it? Will you stop
>>> loving me? Will I be worthless to you vanilla? :-p
>> Nah, I'll always have time for you, babe. It just won't be
>> the deep, throbbing sexual kind of love, but rather the
>> can-I-have-a-bit-of-a-cuddle-please kind of love. So if
>> that's your thing, I say let's go for it.
> *smiles up shyly* so we could take "cuddle" as
> our safeword? ;-)
Works for me.
"At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." -
Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.