Remembering Usenet - Part 8

Way back when in the days of yore, before there was forums, blogs and celebrity soirees, there was Usenet. Usenet was the place where the philosopher kings of the day gathered to advance civilization and enlighten mankind.

Nah, just kidding. It was a place where shitheads from all corners of the world congregated to air their insipid views on any petty subject their small minds could think of. But Usenet had one thing going for it (at least for a couple of years) -- Richard Head.

And this is a series to commemorate what was good about Usenet, i.e. me. Enjoy!

Subject: Re: Been a long time...
Newsgroups: alt.music.spice-girls
Date: Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:46:49 -0000

On Nov 5, 10:22 pm, "Janice Rand" wrote:

> "Richard Head" wrote:
>> On Nov 5, 4:00 am, "Janice Rand" wrote:
>>> "Richard Head" wrote:
>>>> On Nov 4, 11:35 pm, "Janice Rand" wrote:
>>>>> But I might enjoy the humiliation and
>>>>> pain, who knows!? :-p
>>>> I love you.
>>> *worried look* But what if I don't enjoy it? Will you stop
>>> loving me? Will I be worthless to you vanilla? :-p
>> Nah, I'll always have time for you, babe. It just won't be
>> the deep, throbbing sexual kind of love, but rather the
>> can-I-have-a-bit-of-a-cuddle-please kind of love. So if
>> that's your thing, I say let's go for it.
> *smiles up shyly* so we could take "cuddle" as
> our safeword? ;-)

Works for me.

--
Richard Head

"At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." -
Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.

Ofra Haza appreciation post

She could've had me. And I would gladly have had her. Over and over again. They just don't make women with such effortless sex appeal anymore.


Anyone who could pull off wearing 70s fashion, and still be sexy, is my goddess.


Check out the most excellent Jewfros on display there. Especially the guitar player at the back. That's soon-to-be Matt Stone-esque EPIC fucked-up Jewfro right there. Respect.


Hmmm... yeah, it's probably a good thing Hitler didn't get a whiff of that or he would undoubtedly have made damn sure to finish the job. Still, Ofra made even that look good.

Pondering of the Day

Don't you just hate it when you're watching CSI Miami and right in the middle of your enjoying of David Caruso's ludicrous mannerisms, suddenly they cut to some gory autopsy scene? I lose my hard-on every time.